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Putting aside how pathetic and sad this is (and how Spiked seems to be entirely an op lol), can you even imagine JP trying to throw hands. I think if you punched him you’d rip right through him and release a cloud of fetid spores, like a puffball mushroom

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notunda:

haganez:

im in a jumping to conclusions contest but my opponent is a tumblr user

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i didn’t read the post but I ve already crafted an intricate assumption of who you are as a person in my head. Why do you hate women

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that-house:

that-house:

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

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please i’ve already hurt so much

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electrificata:

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electrificata:

electrificata:

electrificata:

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like “notes of leather and wet stone” you think “did an insane person write this its grapes” but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking “mmm little bit of leather on the finish there” and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

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Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

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i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

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